I'll have cheese with that, American cheese

So our school had a two hour delay this morning due to the icy conditions. That left only 30 minutes for physics class! WOOOHOOO! *Pelvic Thrust* Nothing too spectacular happened during school. Other than the usual madness in study and physics.
The best part of the day was without a doubt dinner. My parents were both gone and I decided to order dinner from FireFly's Cafe which is about 1/4 mile from my house. I looked at the menu to see what I wanted, and decided on their delicious burgers. I ordered one with some fries. Since I had no way of getting there, I decided to run. Boy was that a mistake. Not only was it dark and wet, I had to avoid many an automobile when I was on the side of the road. When I finally arrived, the food was done. So I payed, and ran all the way back home. My chest was pounding like if Mr. Cheney had to walk down to the cafeteria to get his lunch. Yea, that bad.
As I sat down at the table to eat my burger, I looked down at FireFly's menu and noticed the HUGE "WE DELIVER" on the front. That's when I decided to go jump of a bridge.
Was it a coincidence that I was also wearing American Flag boxers when I ordered a burger with AMERICAN cheese? I think not my friends.
Tomorrow morning I leave to Florida! HUZZAH!!

Wipe Your Ass!

Hmmm. Where to begin with this story...
Mr. Cheney (pronounced Cheenee unlike the vice president) is our new physics "teacher". And by "teacher", I mean big gorilla man with equally pleasing body odor and brain capacity. Not only have I not learned a single thing in the class (and mind you, I have had the class for 4 months), I lose my appetite whenever I get within nose-shot of his stank.
On to the funny part. A select few individuals in my class love to rag on him. Like yelling out "TAKE A SHOWER!" or "WIPE YOUR ASS". The most popular is "DICKIES!" since he wears them. It is rather funny, but I can't help feel a little remorse for him since he seems like a nice guy, but (and a big BUT) he doesn't seem to have the ability to actually teach. I don't know what it is about him, but the material is never presented well enough for me to understand it.
Today was also the first snow of the season! Of course our principal announced that we were getting dismissed early from school during physics class. It made the class that much more rowdy and Mr. Cheney actually handed out a detention!
As I was typing this I got an IM from some random person saying: You have just been DEATHWISHED Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they like you. something good will happen to you at 1:00-4:00 pm tommorow, it could be anywere.Get ready for the biggest shock in your life. if you break this chain u will be cursed with realtionship problems for the next 10yrs. Send this to 15people in 15min no send backs!!!
Wow... I am scared for my love life now. Like I actually had one.
36 hours until I leave for Florida!!

Spice it up with Mustard!

Yesterday was a double edged sword. I had to take three appalling, cruel, dreadful, unholy SAT Subject Tests in the morning. The Math and Writing tests were fairly simple but Chemistry was another story. I did not know/understand half the material so I ended up either skipping or guessing on most of the questions. Here's hoping for a 200!
The highlight of my day was witnessing quite possibly, the best play ever. "Clue" had it all; drama, heart-ache, comedy and most importantly face-slapping. It received a standing O from yours truly.
One other thing I got was my paycheck... and money always makes people feel better... right? Unless it's a minimum wage job such as I have. Atleast I wasn't born into a communist country. *Cough*Soviet Union*Cough*

Let's move on to today. I started my morning with two bowls of teeth rotting Lucky Charms and proceeded to type up my research paper. Mind you, this was at 11 in the morning. It is now almost 8 PM and I have yet to finish it.
This week coming up is looking good though, since I go to Florida on wednesday. Only two days of school! Hot sauce, hot sauce indeed.